Lifestyle/Life Style/Life-style
Ekmark, Ullrich, & Dollars is pleased to debut a new work: a diet built specifically around the two major nutritional groups: Trader Joe’s Peanut-Butter-Filled Pretzels and Stimulants.
Here’s the low down:
Go to your local coffee house and stock up on beans of your choosing. Next, swing my a nearby college campus and stock up on Adderall. Finally, run over to Trader Joe’s for the afore-mentioned pretzels.
Each weekday should be something like this: Coffee, Adderall, Coffee, Pretzels, Coffee, Midnight pretzel binge
Weekends should commence on Friday afternoons and be something like this: Beer, Beer, Grease and sugar-laden binge breakfast, Coffee, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Grease and sugar-laden binge breakfast, Coffee, Pretzels [end weekend]
solo e sola.
Just found out sales of single cigarettes are illegal in 14 states, because it is thought it would lead to increased smoking. Probably.
sketches done furiously over a whiskey 7-up at the rabbit hole
Bicycle Racks
I’m interested in pursuing a rogue / guerilla project of installing bicycle racks in Williamsburg. One or many functional installations. Found-objects, heavy planters, and street sign posts immediately come to mind, but these are obvious. Any ideas?
Hi.
Espresso Cup.
Espresso is served with one cigarette in the handle.
A suction cup handle for bicyclists to catch a free ride on NYC cabs. Basically like barnacles on a whale - linking one mode of transportation with another. Probably should not be made for safety reasons.
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Building on our firmly entrenched modern religion of connectivity, w/ Bluetooth is a new line of archetypical products that combines beautiful passive objects with the nugget of promise embodied by a discreetly-placed Bluetooth receiver.
Included in the w/ Bluetooth line are: can rubbish container, chair seating device, cup drinking vessel, and toilet plumbing fixture.
